“Look at your life. Look at your choices.” -Sassy Gay Friend
It was a blistery night as the cold Santa Monica air seeped into every open crevice of the dark classroom. My Shakespeare professor continued to get up and down to adjust the volume for the full three hours. Vapid girls were chattering around me, and I was trying desperately to concentrate. I wish that I could say that those silly girls were the ones that were distracting me, but I was distracting myself. As I was becoming more and more involved in the story, I only heard the haunting words of Sassy Gay Friend, “You took a roofie from a priest”, and giggled a little too loudly.
Sure, we can laugh at Juliet for being a “stupid bitch”, but if only we all had our own Sassy Gay Friend. We probably would all have gotten a lot less sad, way less drunk, and made some better life decisions. So, wake up, move on, and be happy. Yeah, I’m talking to you. You, stupid bitch.

